The dude can position his off hand fast enough to leather a handball. James saw five seconds and went out for “groceries,” which might be a euphemism for “divorce lawyer, you schlub.”ĥ:12 - He’s demonstrating glove work with a handball, as it will bounce back to him without anybody fetching it. My coronavirus belly paunch screams with hatred of this man. Now, modeling stretching exercises, he’s on his back doing pelvic thrusts. He looks like friggin’ Thor, and is mad nipping out his T-shirt. All I know from Tik Tok are cooking “hacks” which are inevitably quite wrong.ĥ:08 - Jeepers Jist, Donaldson is built. While sitting completely on my butt and not moving one muscle.ĥ:00 - opening screen says “post your best Josh Donaldson swings to Tik Tok.” I am definitely too old for this. Do not underestimate the power of a good yell I’ve used it before, it works.Īccordingly, here’s my brief middle-aged reactions to watching Josh Donaldson’s virtual skills camp. I couldn’t punch anybody in the face, but I could probably whack their knuckles with a stick and scream “what the (bleep) is your problem” quite loudly. So I checked out this thing, having neither glove, ball, nor bat, unless you count a promotional mini-bat which I keep handy because we had some probably-wasted weirdo make overnight footprints in the snow outside our kitchen window last January. In Myrtle Beach, SC, a resort town for people who want Vegas-sized crowds right now and find eroding shoreline appealing. And fully scheduled to happen, not via virtual interaction, in July. Or, more accurately, was on sale at that dollar it’s sold out. By comparison, a three-day skills camp coached by Billy Ripken is on sale for a cool $995. Our respected/feared siterunner was able to score free promotional access to the thing, which for paying customers cost all of $10 (with a portion of sales benefiting Covid-19 relief organizations). Recently, Matt clued us in to a “virtual skills camp” being coached by new Twins player Josh Donaldson.
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